The science is problematic

hitchhikersmanualtothetardis:



Physics: Keeps me on the ground


to many rules/equations


????Dark matter????Dark energy????


Astronomy: I want to know all the stars


Space???? Too big.


I cannot touch the sun


Geology: Nothing.


Rocks are perfect.


Just trust me on this one.


Chemistry: Too many chemicals I am not allowed to touch


Nomenclature????


Cool experiments are “too dangerous” and “could kill you”


Biology: Living things are problematic.


Like seriously.


Just look at humans.


Oceanography: So much we do not know


The ocean is deep


Things will eat you.


Computer Science: WHERE ARE THE CLOSE PARENTHESES?


Also, fixing things make things worse


BUT SERIOUSLY. WHERE DID THEY GO?


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