bidoof:

the joker in the 60s: *elaborate scheme expressly to throw a pie in batman’s face* hohoho i really got you THIS time batman
the joker now: *injects batman with a vial of his own hepatitis c infected blood and licks the blood off the syringe* now we’re BROTHERS in INSANITY FOREVER batFUCK…….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots his own head off with a shotgun*