Teen Boat: an Epic

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ralphrius:



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turntechgoddamnitt:



so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book


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the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat


it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m


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he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one


doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen


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and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation


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option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere


option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK


teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including


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mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic


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Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way


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is that fuckin eminem


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Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl


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PUT IT. BACK


yes she us eating a whole babbage


and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180


excuse me what the fuck


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jesus



WAIT A SECOND HE’S BEING TREATED BY FUCKING DOCTOR BLACKJACK



okay im calling BS this is an escaped MBMBAM bit



@titleknown



The weirdest thing about this is that it’s a parody of a real show:


[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch2Jmlu1N6M?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque]

I’m glad someone already pointed out Blackjack


But I’m also still baffled by the one boob always sticking out of that girl’s suspenders and how it’s only the boob farthest from the viewer no matter what




I stared into hell.
And hell stared back.


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