bad/great idea generator

scrungo:

month born in

jan: eat
feb: lick
march: touch
april: melt
may: embrace
june: bedazzle
july: explode
aug: sell
sep: drown
oct: fuck
nov: dance with
dec: run over

first letter of middle name

a: a bag of dicks
b: your groceries
c: your parents house
d: a tv
e: your friends computer
f: all your cabinets
g: fireworks
h: a nuke
i: balloons
j: your local congressman
k: the manga section of a bookstore
l: the president
m: the entire continent
n: a sandcastle
o: a hive of bees
p: the last thing you touched
q: the deceleration of independence
r: a mcdonalds
s: capitalism
t: ikea
u: the crafts section of walmart
v: dinosaurs
w: the wetlands
x: the moon
y: an anthill
z: the star wars franchise