Reasons I relate to cats

chaoticlivi:

• don’t touch me
  


• wait, no, come back, i need snuggles
  


• that’s enough snuggles


• i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone


• tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you


• “i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”
  


• “why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”
  


• “i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”
  


• (hisses)


• “i want food”
  


• “but not this food”
  


• (wanders around)