the signs as shitpost generator posts

bnk3rboss:



aries: i always wind up making friends who accuse me of hating love


taurus: tfw you sink into the warm embrace of crime


gemini: i love to sin and smell like beyonce


cancer: im not a person. im a robot and i hate america


leo: dear diary… im embarrassed bc my crush heard about how i endorse heterosexuality


virgo: when i wake up i immediately disobey the president


libra: (sighing sadly) i guess i will bask in a torrential downpour of chaos


scorpio: i am not gentle or kind. i serenade my own ass


sagittarius: (shoveling handfuls of dirt into my mouth) i love light yagami


capricorn: cries bc i release memes


aquarius: (reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose it is time to hate anime


pisces: hey everyone! romanticize the void


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