An asexual with a libido and it's that time of the month

Me: *playing game*

Vagina: hey

Me:

Vagina: hey.

Me: what

Vagina: I want to breed

Me: no

Vagina: let me breeeeed

Me: I said no

Vagina: c'moooon. I want to bear children.

Me: I don't want to. I'm busy.

Vagina: ugh. Come. On. I'm gonna keep annoying you.

Me: fine. Do you have anyone in mind?

Vagina: no

Me: exactly. Now shut up.

Vagina: I want to breed though.

Me: I don't want to. I don't have anyone in mind, neither do you, nor do I have interest in these... things... I don't want to SPAWN a child.

Vagina:

Me:

Vagina: Touch me.

Me: no.

Vagina: why

Me: I'm busy gaming